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Sosy Problems, the movie
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Watch the trailer and see if you agree:
1. Doesn’t GMA Network have an HD version of this trailer?

2) Coño #1: Scary bag 🙁
3) Coño #2: I can understand brushing teeth with Evian. But how can she do it chilled water? #notfun
4) Coño #3: The shoes.
5) Cono #4: Looks convincing. But even if there’s no Internet where they’re at, surely she must have a 3G phone with data plan?
6) Try using your cellphone after stepping out of a helicopter. I don’t know if you can hear anything.
7) Listen to Cherie Gil pronounce “snakeskin buh-kin bag”. #fannoying
8) Ruffa looks fab! Let’s watch!
9) Wala man lang official website??
10) Wala ba talagang HD??

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Michael Sabarillo

they should watch cruel intentions.  

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Pretty weird. Yea youre right good faces arent enogh

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This is a miss. Sino kaya ang inisip na target market ng GMA Films noong inaprubahan nila ang project na ‘to?

Why are local studios still banking on films that focus on the rich? Films like these will be certified flops. The masses will not be enticed to spend P180.00 ++ to see Bianca King brush her teeth with Evian, nor will the middle classes line up to see Heart Evangesta flip her hair in slow motion.

Ang gusto ng masa ay ambition, romance at kilig. None of those are evident in this trailer. Pretty faces aren’t enough.

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Hindi ba ganon naman ang intent ng movie? To portray the lives of the trying hard social climbers.

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wish i could say something about the trailer. i could only tolerate a minute of it. sakit sa mata at tenga.

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Give us legendary TV social climber Tita Tita (Nova Villa), her plastic covered sofa and her iconic dance off with a multitude of dance instructors against Madame Barbara Tengco (Tessie Tomas) anytime 🙂

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I know this is so off the topic but Madam CVS, when are you writing about this awesomeness? 🙂  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT9q6I4k7yI

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This must be a low-budget movie and must have intended to overdo the scenes thats why they appear trying hard social climbers than a real socialite. Basta for the sake na may magawang movie. It must be a way to revive Philippine cinema! Does is show what kind of movie-goers the Pinoys are?

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Who isn’t a social climber here? if we are not then we wouldn’t even be affected with how this people are portrayed or how others are reacting to this post. Chill lang! You may or may not watch it. Your choice! Peace everyone! 🙂

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this doesn’t even make sense, just because people have opinions about this movie, means they’re also social climbers? LOL

please review your definition of a social climber 

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this doesn’t even make sense, just because people have opinions about this movie, means they’re also social climbers? LOL

please review your definition of a social climber 

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Ang daming pa-feeling sosyal na nagpapaka-affected…

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They remind me more of expensive escorts than ‘socialites.’

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I’d rather watch Sisterakas, for the first time, I’m loving Kris, Vice and Ai-Ai!

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I’d rather watch Sisterakas! For the first time, I’m loving all three of them – Kris, Vice and Ai-Ai! They’re more sosi than the cast of Sosy Problems because they’re not trying hard.

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So they’re trying to sell me (the potential movie-goer) a movie about “the lifestyle of the rich and famous” but wala man lang silang magawang trailer in HD. Buti pa ang mga documentaries nila, mas malinaw pa than their trailer!!

cringe on the hair touches the floor scene. Not sosyal at all. parang ang dumi!

The blue gucci is :/

Hindi sosy ang nagsulat ng story.

I dont think the real wealthy people of manila over flips their hair.

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“Problems of a Trying Hard Sosy” –> Starring GMA Films.

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Question: Does Hermès even make a Birkin bag in snakeskin? Ang alam ko kasi hindi eh :p

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Haaaay! Parang first world problems in a third world country yung trailer. I wonder how this movie will turn out. Abangan!  

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“Siguro naman there’s internet here.” omigad, bwahahahahahahahhahahah! Quite possibly the writer for this line has never subscribed to 3G data plans. Or even sampled the promo data plans. This line made me cringe. And they’re trying to sell a lifestyle of the rich and famous storyline? holy kaww. *huge grin* [Reply]Kai Lopez Reply:December 5th, 2012 at 9:56 PMmaybe she meant 3g signal? [Reply]CVS Reply:December 5th, 2012 at 10:18 PMyes [Reply]Renee Rose Reply:December 8th, 2012 at 1:40 AMi know right?! socialite and not on unlimited data plans?! so not believable. the elevator lady in our building has unlimited internet nga eh….… Read more »

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maybe she meant 3g signal?

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i know right?! socialite and not on unlimited data plans?! so not believable. the elevator lady in our building has unlimited internet nga eh….

i do hope they won’t keep the showing of The Hobbit short for these lame Manila FilmFest flicks…

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All that hair flipping must have caused them neck problems. lol

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It maybe just me and my germophobe tendencies, but I was grossed out when Heart Evangelista’s hair touched the ground when she picked up her keys. Kahit pa Greenbelt 5 yun.

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GMA trying to jump in the pop camp bandwagon. I can tell from the trailer that this one is just going to be ugly. Camp is effortless. This one is not.

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i love my true blue coño friends. period. hahahaha!

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i wonder if these girls suffered whiplash from all the hair tossing while walking. the writers should take note from the doña santibañez twitter account, they can learn a thing or two having sosy problems

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damn, ruffa looks beautiful as always

but this movie is pretty embarrassing 

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What i’m really bothered about is if GMA paid Gwen Stefani for the rights to use her song for the trailer.

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Deepa Reply:

Most probably yes. Record labels regularly supply networks like GMA with music samplers containing pop songs “on promo”, meaning they can be used for free. I used to work there and was encouraged to look for (and use) current songs “on promo” when producing plugs.

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Most probably yes. Record labels regularly supply networks like GMA with music samplers containing pop songs “on promo”, meaning they can be used for free. I used to work there and was encouraged to look for (and use) current songs “on promo” when producing plugs.

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I’s pretty obvious the person who wrote the script did not come from a “cono” background at all. Everything portrayed is some perception and exaj stereotype. STILL, I think it works as a movie, though maybe they shouldn’t have bothered with using the term “cono”, they should have called them “RICH KIDS” or “Spoiled Brat Number 1,2,3,4” This looks more to me like a Pinoy version of CLUELESS (and coincidentally, parang clueless rin yung writers!) and not very cono at all. My understanding of cono is very dated though. I’m thinking Basti Artadi and the Ripolls. If they shot this… Read more »

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I don’t have Birkin, LV, Chanel or Secosana but I sense Cherie will be the force behind this movie.
Sharon’s long-time (movie) nemesis still got it!

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I want to see this for Cherie Gil and Agot Isidro!!

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Oh man, that was a funny read! Better than coffee to wake one up!! 

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11) Ruffa’s voice is really annoying.

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11) Ruffa’s voice is really annoying.

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Wonder if the movie writers know the original meaning of “coño” :-). Pwede na pala gamitin on TV? [Reply]CVS Reply:December 5th, 2012 at 11:20 AMthey do . i think that’s why they had to change the original title [Reply]Gelo Arucan Reply:December 5th, 2012 at 2:56 PMthere’s a memo going around tv network office buildings about the original meaning of “coño” and other slang words with different original meanings like lamyerda and the like. they can’t use such words on tv…i think it’s the same for movies.. [Reply]dontaskmetosmile Reply:December 5th, 2012 at 10:11 PM What is the real meaning of “lamyerda?” [Reply]Pauline… Read more »

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there’s a memo going around tv network office buildings about the original meaning of “coño” and other slang words with different original meanings like lamyerda and the like. they can’t use such words on tv…i think it’s the same for movies..

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 What is the real meaning of “lamyerda?”

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 la mierda is “the fuck” and mierda is “shit”

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yeah, i have spanish classmates laughing when they hear locals say “lamierda” 
and isn’t conyo synonymous to the female sex organ? enlighten me please? thanks. 

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uhhm, i think the movie is supposed to be funny that’s why they exaggerate the scenes that they do. 
but hey! if that’s your opinion 🙂 

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i think it so too. 

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I really love it when you make very candid observations. 🙂 

PS. Off-topic, but I noticed the HUMAN ad on the right-hand side of your blog. “Kneet Tee” ba talaga yun?

http://chuvaness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Chuva-Human1.jpg

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nothing sosi about this movie. more like trying hard.

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HIndi ako agree: 2) Bag is not scary at all, although I hate the brand’s logo. Too overwhelming and over-imposing. 3) Eh what do you want? Boiling water? (over din sarcasm mo eh) 5) 3G? Cheap ah. 6) Of course you can hear something, just unclear or inaudible. 7) Cherie Gil actually said “Bur-kin” baka hindi mo lang ma-take ang accent niya kasi she’s mellifluous. Yan nanaman mga hordes of fans mo na kesyo madaming alam sa Hermes. Please if you don’t own one just don’t talk about it. 11) May inggit. [Reply]beiberever Reply:December 5th, 2012 at 9:01 AM2) It’s… Read more »

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2) It’s scary.. the blue is so scary.
3) Didnt you see the fridge filled with evian bottles? What happens to water in the fridge? It gets chilled, right?
5) Lol, wut?
6) “..you can hear something… just inaudible” LOLOL

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Of course you are entitled to your own opinions (though I find you contradict yourself too much.). =) Merry Christmas!

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because trying to be sarcastic nga eh

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Ate, “just the truth”, tama na yang pag trying hard mo ha. Of all the things to defend, yung movie pa na to. How cheap. Agrew with Ms. C. Have you tried brushing your teeth with cold water? I bet no, kasi you have to make igib water from the poso. #poorporblems.

11.) May inggit.- Yes, ikaw. 

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3) Try brushing your teeth with cold water, tingnan natin maramdaman mo!
5) Anong cheap sa 3G? Bakit, nationwide na ba LTE sa atin, aber? May LTE capable phone ka? I bet wala!
6) Paki tingnan sa dictionary ang meaning ng inaudible. Hindi ka marunong ng simple English #kaazar

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Kahit yung mga junakis ni Jane Birkin, kung saan pinangalan yung bag, walang birkin bag.

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6) say what? Inaudible- Justthetruth, very funny, nandun ka na eh, kaso nakakahiya your words made it confusing. YOu can hear something just that it is inaudible??  Bakla, opinion yun ni C Zamora! Bilang anak ng isa sa pinakamayaman sa Pilipinas eh may chopper sila. who knows, nasubukan kasi nya.

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Please if you don’t own one just don’t talk about it.- tis is funny!  Im not sure if she has one, knowing that she is not a “conformist” . Well, she can always get as plenty HERMES as she wants just as she can BUY you! 

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It just shows na hindi sosy yung nag sulat ng story. Dapat may budget sila diba dapat may sponsor silang shampoo commercial dito sa lahat ng straight hair na pinalipad nila. 

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Chinabird

 talagang dapat humahampas sa ere ang kamay whilst jogging?hahaha,,naloka ako sa wind power for the hair!!!dami sigurong electric fan ang ginamit,kaya walang HD, Ms. C,naubos ang budget sa electric fan!

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agree ms. C ikaw na talaga!!

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walang snakeskin birkin bag, as far as I know.  the only reptile skins they use are crocodile, alligator and lizard. #mapagmarunong

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Marita C. Reply:

 and ostrich.

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Kristine Ching Reply:

 reptile nga eh, kulit mo ah

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CVS Reply:

lol

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Vincent Tuason Reply:

bawal ang ostrich bag dito. lol. 

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CVS Reply:

meron yata? https://www.google.com/search?q=snakeskin+birkin+bag&hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nt6-UOeRBIWiigfXzoDwCA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1358&bih=783

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oh_fudge Reply:

fake yon.  tamo presyo, $245.  lol

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CVS Reply:

ay! haha #notanexpert

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 and ostrich.

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 reptile nga eh, kulit mo ah

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bawal ang ostrich bag dito. lol. 

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i so agree! <3 chuvaness forever.

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