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Miss Universe candidates who don’t stand a chance
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Only six days to go before Miss Philippines takes home the crown. That depends on how she answers in the Q&A portion, because I am 99% sure she will get into the Top 5.

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That’s because of Miss Philippines’ winning streak during the last three years.
In 2010, Venus Raj finished 4th Runner-Up.
In 2011, Shamcey Supsup won 3rd Runner-Up.
In 2012, Janine Tugonon nearly brought home the crown at 1st Runner-Up.

Miss Philippines

If the lucky streak continues, then the only way is up!

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Miss Philippines 2013, Ariella Arida

I’m not a huge Miss Universe watcher. I turn off the TV when Philippines is out of the race.
In my years of watching though, I’m not a good judge of who’s going to win because Miss Universe standards are different from my own.
Some believe there is a lucky formula, such as a certain hairstyle, hairline, height, body type, even the cut of the gown.
Taking those into consideration, I think I can predict those who will not win Miss Universe this year.
Based on the hair, these candidates are out:

Because you can’t win with Miley Cyrus hair, Miss Switzerland.
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The Taras Bulba dilemma: The hair does not match the extension.

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L-R: Miss Lithuania, Miss Chile

Puson factor: Miss Ethiopia

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Bawal ang baduy: L-R: Miss Azerbaijan, Miss Aruba
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Miss Haiti, Miss Slovenia
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Miss Mexico, Miss Guam
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Miss Brazil, Miss Canada
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Actually most of the gowns are so bad, I am hard pressed to find a decent gown.
Even Miss Philippines (L) and Miss Japan have unflattering gowns.

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As for the most decent gowns, I’d go with Miss Australia (L) and Miss Singapore

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With so many talented Filipino designers, I wonder why Ariella Arida has to wear that washboard gown to the most important competition of her life?
Seriously, Megan Young had a better fighting chance with this gown. Let’s cross our fingers.

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