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Kris Aquino’s shocking plan for early retirement
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Kris Aquino isn’t as stupid/shallow/greedy as you/we would like to think, apparently.
In a move that shocked even me, she announced her pending retirement from ABS-CBN via Instagram, to focus on her health. Luckily she still has her many endorsements worthy of a top tax payer to support her lifestyle and her two sons.
I admire her decision to slow down while still on top. After all, what will her boys do with all that money she earned without their mommy?
Kris Aquino knows—as any motherly mother does—that nobody will love her children as much as she does, and we respect that.
Here’s what she posted earlier on Instagram (six total):

1) The announcement, which reminds us how hardworking she has been through the years, making her the network’s most influential star.

Kris Aquino goodbye notes

2) The explanation. My nurse says Kris already cut down on so much work. Still her blood pressure continues to be elevated. Nurse also says her mother will miss Kris TV.
Maybe Kris can post all her shows on a YouTube channel because iWantTV is a pain in the ass to use (you have to buy an ABS-CBN sim card and load in order to watch). That said, Dinna’s mom will also miss Kris TV, as well as all the titas and lolas of the Philippines who will miss their morning ritual.

Kris Aquino goodbye notes

3) Further notes to say she’s just taking a break and what she plans to do in the meantime.
Maybe she will be back sooner than we think??

Kris Aquino goodbye notes

4) A sincere thank you to her endorsements, plus a reminder to us that she’s still very much relevant.

Kris Aquino goodbye notes

5) A flattering picture of her against a pretty background to assure everyone she’s not bitter about anything/anybody, and it’s all good. #lovelovelove (That foot though) #latundan

Kris Aquino goodbye notes

6) A final note not to be sorry for her. She has backup plans and investments plus a slight reference to the deadbeat fathers of her kids.

Kris Aquino goodbye notes

We wish her well and salute her decision. (But do take your time to smell the flowers, enjoy your kids, rest well.) Honestly, there is nobody quite like her in showbiz. Time will tell if she is irreplaceable as Coco Chanel would want. But with 2.5 million Instagram followers, she can rest assured that she will be relevant for a very long time.

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bluie1

End of the world as it is 🙂

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john henry

You can never really take her seriously. She is suffering from a psychological disorder. And it is serious.

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Freddie

After the elections she will be back. @frazzolino:disqus hahaha PAA!!!

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Rachel Ac

I had so much written down… but I don’t want to be banned from the Philippines since they own everything. All I have to say is Chuvaness, you are much too nice 🙂

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CVS Reply:

I’m scared na of haters!!

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Myra V. Abueva Reply:

love the #latundan

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Hein S

KSP Kris.

As usual.

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besYS

To: Kris
Promise? Goodluck Instagram! 🙂

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camille to

“Kris, please don’t go!!”, said no one ever.

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CVS Reply:

lol

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Quark Henares has a good point re: working conditions in the TV industry. Maybe it was a wakeup call for Kris? Good for her for prioritizing her health and family.

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JediWitch

3 months… She’ll
Be back. Wanna bet? Lol

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Aileen Santiago

Why do I feel like I’ve already heard this one too many times?

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LiLi Reply:

She said nga “This isn’t goodbye…” at “I’ll be back…”

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She said nga “This isn’t goodbye…” at “I’ll be back…”

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frazzolino

ang paa…

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CVS Reply:

lol

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Jay Lozada Reply:

Korak! Yun rin ang napansin ko.

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“…plus a slight reference to the deadbeat fathers of her kids.” Haha. With the all caps, it’s not so “slight.” But good for her.For her children’s sake and her parents’ as well (I’m sure they don’t want her to join them just yet), I wish her her well.

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