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The nice thing about being huli sa balita or last to know, TV-wise, is you get to download the entire season in one go.
Vuze.com changed my life. Before Vuze, I didn’t even know how torrents worked.
So after the watching the entire first season of The A-List New York in three nights, I was looking for another thing to watch.

Then I overheard Bea Ledesma and JR Isaac talking about the suicide of one of the “real husbands” of Beverly Hills.
I had also picked up in the comments section of this blog that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are mega rich, unlike their New York counterparts.
So I downloaded the entire Season One and watched five episodes last night. I am hooked!
And here’s what I think: they make the New York housewives look poor and skanky!

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L-R: Kim Richards, Taylor Armstrong, Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer

AS for the Beverly Hills housewives, here are my impressions:
This is a good picture of Lisa Vanderpump. She’s English and I find her accent jirita (annoying). I also find her boring.
Reminds me of: Catherine Zeta Jones.

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At first, Taylor Armstrong looks really stunning, until you realize she’s too thin, her cheeks and temples are sunken. I had never seen sunken temples until she had them injected with fillers. I’m scared of her collagen lips.

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It was Taylor’s estranged husband Russell who committed suicide last Monday at the age of 47. R.I.P.

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Adrienne Maloof seems like the richest one of all. I find this woman bonggang-bongga (fabulous) with their hotel, casino, basketball team, etc.
She has a husband who adores her but whom she makes deadma (ignores) most of the time.
Reminds me of: Mariah Carey x Joycelyn Wildenstein.

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I find Camille Grammer the most stunning of all even though she’s some kind of slutita. She’s a great dancer. I think she’s a threat to every woman because she loves to hang around men and vice versa. I wonder how she keeps her marriage to Kelsey Grammer intact.
Reminds me of: Felicity Huffman

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For me, the train wreck of the show is Kim Richards. I became very interested to watch because of her. I had grown up with Kim Richards movies like Escape to Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mountain, where she was so cute.

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And now I’m scared every time she’s on the screen. She looks exactly how I don’t want to grow old, with her pained expression and scary waist length hair. But oh, she has the best-looking kids! Her sister Kathy, by the way, is the mother of Paris Hilton—do you see a resemblance? (Read: shokot)

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Finally, there’s Kyle Richards, who tries to keep her sister Kim in check as a promise to their mother on her death bed. Her husband and children adore her. I would say she has it good.
Reminds us of: Demi Moore

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So now you know why my eyebags have eyebags. Can’t wait to see the rest.

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