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Are you a Simple Girl?
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According to Divasoria, the simple girl orders safe food like carbonara and iced tea

carbonaraIced Tea

Cherishes her first Louis Vuitton—a Speedy!

The Speedy 30 in Damier Azur

Likes to hang a hand sanitizer on her Longchamp Pliage

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Longchamp - Le Pliage

Aspires for TV-commercial-ready long, straight hair

Woman with beauty hairs

Moisturizes with Pond’s cold cream

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Likes her nails French tipped

French Manicure - Colorama Diamond Love

Her Tory Burch Reva flats

THiS SHOE WHORE DROOLs =P...

Went to the first day of screening of Sex and the City with her girlfriends

Sex and the City 2

Also has complete seasons of Friends DVDs

Friends

Enjoyed the Shopaholic series

sophie kinsella shopaholic book lot

Follows Paulo Coelho or Dalai Lama on Twitter

Paulo Coelho

And retweets them

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Et cetera.
I took the quiz, and got 34 out of 380 possible points, because I own a few pairs of Havaianas, I follow Gossip Girl and Desperate Housewives, crave the occasional carbonara, and consider Cibo my kitchen.
Wait for my Complicated Girl Index.

P.S. She forgot other Simple Girl traits such as:
• celebrates monthsaries
• gives her daughters boy’s nicknames
• goes to all bazaars
• sells on Multiply (uy that’s me!)
• makes their husbands/boyfriends carry their bags
• loved Eat, Pray, Love the movie
• press release: only one boyfriend since birth (and married him!)
• uses whitening cream
• doesn’t find anything wrong in wacky shots
• takes jumping shots with fellow simple girls
• cannot relate to gay men
• occupation: pre-school teacher

OK, I’ll stop na.
Wanna know if you’re a Simple Girl, click here, take the test, post your scores below
XO!

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[…] this bulletin traits from chuvaness copy paste ko, tamad way: for me to just cross out • celebrates monthsaries • gives her […]

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Guest

Laughtrip yung “loved Eat Pray Shit (ooops, ahem, Love— only because it was too shitty for me, hehe) movie” and yung “hangs a hand sanitizer ’round her Longchamp Le Pliage”.  😀 

Hindi ko din talaga gets why the media celebrates TV commercial long straight hair.  And yung common belief na kapag curly yung hair, people egg you to rebond it.  Whatevs.  🙂

This is hilarious.  I’m definitely not simple although I’m guilty re: Speedy, Sophie Kinsella, and SATC.  🙂  

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neither did i pass the simple girl test. lol
i don’t get those hand sanitizers hanging on the bags, really.

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omnesia

-aside from Charriol and Technomarine, aspirational watch could be Philip Stein -disagree with Pond’s cold cream, that’s more of pang lola/mom (that’s what my mom uses up to this day haha). I would suggest Neutrogena sesame body oil -agree on Vios. Basta drives a sub-compact, reason being that SUVs/full sedans/husband’s car is “too big” or “mabigat” to drive   Just noticed the Simple Girl criteria sort of gives away one’s age, hehe. Is the Simple Girl with today’s teenage generation already a dead species? I would think so kasi gone are the days na lahat ng tao sumusunod sa uso.… Read more »

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pucha am i the only one who scored a single digit?! 7?!!?!?!?!?  im so not simple. i cant wait for complicated girl tumpak na mataas ang points ko !!! 

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Bee

I hate it when guys carry their girls’ bags! Hello, we have hands!

I’m a preschool teacher and I’m so not a simple girl. 🙂

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CVS Reply:

:))

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Polyvore

A simple girl has pearl earrings, and a ponytail all the time. she doesn’t have LVs or Reva Flats, but Secosana and Parisian flats! Society person na ang nagbabalak magka-LV ngayon!

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That’s a nice hand. Who does it belong to? 

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CVS Reply:

click on it, someone on Flickr 🙂

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wannling

I  scored 30 for the eyebrows, dog and  listening to Magic 89. I always considered myself simple. I hardly accessorize but I don’t wear pearl earrings.

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Dinna Vasquez

Ang tanging scores ko lang ay sa small hairy dog (I have a poodle) and Longchamp (a have a Planetes but that’s because I bring my entire house with me). But then, I have always said that I am more Acquired Taste than Simple Girl. [Reply]CVS Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 6:46 PMwas waiting for your score Dinna 🙂 [Reply]Dinna Vasquez Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 6:54 PMSa first 10, 0 ako. Hahaha. Kaya di ko na tinuloy. The rest of the attributes definitely don’t fit me or my kind. I don’t listen to FM radio, I don’t have a Twitter or… Read more »

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angelica uy

I scored 78! haha regarding the simple girl trait, my husband was my first boyfriend ha kekekeke

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browneyedgirl

just took the “simple guy” test from a link on divasoria’s blog…  yikes!!!  it described my husband perfectly!!!  pwede siya maging peg ng lahat ng simple guys in manila, i swear.  too bad he ended up with a complicated wife.  hehehe

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Scored 67 out of 380, dahil sa Twilight, pearl necklace, jump shots (hahaha I don’t do it but I make my kids do it!), eyebrows and Cibo. I was never simple. And yeah I hate it when hubbies carry their girls’ bags. 

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i scored 70 and i am pleased with the results  

i don’t think anyone who reads your blog can be described as simple, and i mean that as a compliment 🙂

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CVS Reply:

so true! but Simple Girls are welcome to enjoy my blog too 🙂

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Guest

Hahahaha! This is too funny! I’m so not this kind of simple girl. LOL!

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What’s your definition of  “simple”? Do you mean someone with simple style? An ordinary girl cannot afford an LV or a Longchamp or even a Tory Burch. Is this one of those product placement thingamajigs again? [Reply]CVS Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 1:39 PMsimple here means = normal wants [Reply]divasoria Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 3:09 PMProduct Placement?!?!?! 0_o [Reply]browneyedgirl Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 3:49 PMi think simple here means someone who goes with convention, likes what is popular and safe (that’s why you have  longchamp/friends dvds/shopaholic there), is a damsel in distress, a people- and especially a man-pleaser, and definitely not any… Read more »

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Product Placement?!?!?! 0_o

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browneyedgirl

i think simple here means someone who goes with convention, likes what is popular and safe (that’s why you have  longchamp/friends dvds/shopaholic there), is a damsel in distress, a people- and especially a man-pleaser, and definitely not any one of the following: confrontational / independent / aggressive / opinionated / loud. 

it does not mean simple as in frugal or plain. 

i know a few girls who fit this description (and irritate me at times), so i know what chuvaness is talking about. 

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I’m all that! Definitely a simple girl! 🙂

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Ge Luna

This is so funny! and so true. I gave out all my long champ to my younger sister eversince I saw all the girsls wearing it. I just keep the big one for an extra bag during travelling…. Simple girls like taking pictures togetther with her gf using their phones and posting it right away..and they lke Kris aquino….hahahha! or maybe not…I like this post.

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sun_fun_freak

43 coz of the hair, eyebrows, mani/pedi – although i don’t like french tips, The Notebook (guilty pleasure) and Twilight (5 pts. kasi loveD) 

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barni

I shall patiently wait for the complicated girl list, I think I can relate more. I failed spectacularly. Kakahiya. Hehehe.

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I don’t get why people like to hang hand sanitizers on their longchamps.
I don’t like Paulo Coelho & Dalai Lama tweets.
I hate french tips.
Technomarine watch is so overrated. So many awesome watches out there, please!
Olay is better than Ponds, imo.
I hate Twilught.
And SATC movie was just OK. Not as good as the TV show.

I still scored 110 for watching too many TV shows, reading those books, owning a dog, loving flats & havs (what can I do, husband is short) and not liking a made-up face.

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ilang points ba pag public high school teacher ka? simple pa rin ba yon?

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CVS Reply:

hindi na

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hala…i’m only a 65! kaya pala…lol!!!

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Realtyalberta

Only scored 25. The word “simple” is misleading although it makes the post/test more interesting. I think the word “ideal” is more appropriate. Ideal because owning signature brands doesn’t make one simple. But then you have those simple things in the list such as – no make-up look, wearing pearls, not much accessories, etc. My scores went to the eyebrow description, soap and water for face and only half of the total points for no-make up as I only wear sunblock and lipgloss most of the time. But in other ways, I think I am more of a complicated gal.… Read more »

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This is a very interesting use of “simple” as a concept. I feel like it’s being used the same way as “simpleton” (i.e., mediocre) which is entirely different and has a negative connotation. I imagine that a simple person is one who won’t even consider buying a Louis Vuitton even if it’s the cheapest of them all for practical, not necessarily financial reasons. Maybe not even a Le Pliage. Simple is someone indifferent, if not completely immune to brands and appearances. Correct me if I’m wrong. 🙂 [Reply]JPR Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 3:47 AMyes i think you are somewhat wrong.… Read more »

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JPR

yes i think you are somewhat wrong. the simple girl you are referring to is “simply kuripot”.

the only description a guy can tell you about their dream simple girl is “no-fuss”, which to us girls can mean a lot of things.

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46 lang, surprisingly!

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my gay friends scored higher than any of my girl friends! and there you go, just claiming i have gay friendS (yes plural) goes to show i am not a simple girl!

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browneyedgirl

TUMPAK ang ‘makes their boyfriends carry their bags.’  ARGHHH!  that’s my worst pet peeve ever!! you might want to add — – eats like a bird during pig-out buffets – likes to wear “couple t-shirts” or identical shirts with her boyfriend on valentines and monthsaries (or kahit walang occasion) – would line up at all the forever 21 sales – uses “kuya” and “ate” to call salespersons, waiters, janitors, and basically everyone else who is a stranger – has never seen a full X-rated movie (hehehe…) – has a wallpaper of herself (or her and her boyfriend) on her cellphone – likes pastels… Read more »

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sherry

I only scored for eyebrows and for cibo. So its only 15. wtf? am I the lowest in this exam?

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That’s not a simple girl. That’s a bland girl!

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I posted my score na over at divasoria’s blog: 134 points. I guess kinda halfway? I always thought I was simple pero hindi pala. 🙂

PS. I never liked LV. I’m more of a Coach girl. Counted ba as ‘simple’ yun? 😛

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mas simple, hehe

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Maia Naz

120! Nakakaloka to. Kahit 380 pa score ko, di talaga. Bakla ako magsalita and I curse like a palengkera so I don’t think I fit in the “cute simple” description. HAHAHA

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+10,000 for making their husbands/boyfriends carry their bags for them. I. HATE. THAT.

I scored a 47 for the eyebrows, the jeans, the ballet flats, Glee, Gossip Girl and ownership of a Le Pliage. And yes, Cibo is my go-to restaurant, too.

 

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i scored 55. i’m doomed.

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Now that there’s photos, hindi talaga ako simple girl! Ay wait. May Havaianas and pearl studs nga pala ako. Oops! Kaloka list niyo ni Divasoria. Funny yung jumping shot item. I hate jumping shots and wacky shots! But if you don’t do it, everyone calls you KJ. Kainez. [Reply]trisha_cm Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 1:39 AM“I hate jumping shots and wacky shots! But if you don’t do it, everyone calls you KJ. Kainez.” Me too, but I dont care! so in our pictures I always stand out… hehe [Reply]Vada Sky Reply:June 11th, 2011 at 9:48 AMAgree. Kebs kung gusto nila magjump,… Read more »

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“I hate jumping shots and wacky shots! But if you don’t do it, everyone calls you KJ. Kainez.” Me too, but I dont care! so in our pictures I always stand out… hehe

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Agree. Kebs kung gusto nila magjump, I don’t care.  

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Unfortunately, I only scored a 96. I am not a simple girl!! Paano na ang simple girl dreams!?!??!

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