How tall is Jeane Napoles?

She’s the daughter of Janet Lim Napoles, currently the most hated woman in the Philippines.
While mom Janet is in police custody for (probably) having stolen billions from the Filipino people, Jeane is somewhere in Los Angeles doing God knows what.
Here’s a photo of Jeane in a limo posted in her Tumblr last August 2011, and all I can say is, wow legs!

Jeane Napoles

They look unreal—until you see her in photos with various Hollywood celebrities.
While most of us have photos taken with celebs at Madame Tussaud, Jeane Napoles has hers taken with Josh Duhamel (6′ 3½”)

Josh Duhamel and Jeane Napoles

and Zachary Levi (6′ 4″)

Zachary Levi and Jeane Napoles

while she towers over Justin Bieber (5′ 6 1/2″)

Justin Bieber and Jeane Napoles

and looks like a giant next to Steve Carrell (5′ 8 1/2″)

Steve Carrell and Jeane Napoles

Justin Timberlake is more or less 6 feet tall

Jeane Napoles and Jusin Timberlake

and Jeane seems to be the same height as Blake Lively, who is taller than most of her Gossip Girl co-stars (5′ 10″)

Blake Lively and Jeane Napoles

Which leads me to ask: where did she get her height?
OMG Mrs. Napoles is nearly 5’9″!!

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  • h0ld0n2me

    OMG, ang ganda pala ng pagka-makeup niya. Her picture with Zachary Levi, she looks so ordinary (which btw, thats about a 5-6 inch heel-the average height for fashion heels, and i’m pretty sure Blake is also wearing heals)

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  • papa napoles

    ma umbok ang bilat

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  • XMi

    Still looks like a maid.

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  • anon

    she is WEARING HEELS. goodness, people.

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    CVS Reply:

    honey, if i wear 6″ heels i wouldnt even reach tge neck of Blake Lively

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    h0ld0n2me Reply:

    I’m pretty sure Blake too is wearing heels, no celebrity in their right mind would go out wearing flats to an event. Heels make your stance better. and 6″ heels are what everyone wears now… HALER:P

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    CVS Reply:

    thank you for saying that!

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  • msmarievp

    payat na bulging ang puson… eh di lalo na kung hindi payat?

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  • Ludel

    You should include the recently discovered picture of jeanne with noynoy. she is taller than noynoy by a head ;-0

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    CVS Reply:

    where???

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    Ludel Reply:

    saw it on twitter.

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    Ludel Reply:

    Here’s the link http://t.co/mNZ3xyhpau

    or this one https://twitter.com/umichaell/status/377736814590980096/photo/1

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  • peach black

    mukha nga siyang transgender

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  • Yen

    Now how about some hate for the politicians who cut deals with Napoles? They got away with bigger billions too. Let’s go for the bigger fish, Pinoys.

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  • commentko

    so too with the ysl pumps she’s wearing at the mtv awards

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  • commentko

    her louboutin heels are like six inches teh

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  • magman8523

    I love you baby girl!

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    CVS Reply:

    baby ghurr

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  • ChiChi Liu

    Nakaka-off yung tiyan nya. Lalo na dun sa unang pic sa limo.

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    Vnoa Zol Reply:

    in fairness maganda siya at sexy na di hamak kumpara sa iyo.

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  • JAS

    HEELS

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  • aSwedishguy

    She will have a place in history books and Filipino minds forever, not to be long but to be the spending Brat Daughter of biggest THIEF in The Philippines history after Marcus and Arroyo

    Lowlife people

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  • Patweek Padilla

    mukha syang otoko. more female hormones pls!

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  • Patweek Padilla

    i think she’s short on female hormones; pumopogi na sya.

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  • Mika

    LOOOL! :)) That’s the first thing i noticed when I saw her Janet Napoles’ mugshot, she’s 5’9! No wonder Jeanne’s so tall.

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  • B.

    im the first to admit–I have no sense of fashion…bbbut parang she’s wearing the wrong kind of undergarments…

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  • Russel torres

    Yes mrs napoles is slight matangkad….nagawan ko na sya ng 2pantsuit which i delivered pa sa discovery suites a few years ago…..in fairness mabait naman sya buti na lang di ako pinapirma as president ng isa sa mga NGO nya! Bwahahaha

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    Grace Bandoy Reply:

    di mo lang alam my friend hahahaha, karamihan nung mga presidente ng NGO niya clueless na mga presidents pala sila ng NGO niya hahahahaha

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  • kathy

    Sa sobrang tight fitting ng dress niya may napansin na kong nakabakat!

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  • wyt

    o hayan na ha, may napoles entry na. :)

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    CVS Reply:

    lol.

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  • Erna

    Artist ka talaga. When everyone is looking and talking in the same direction, you find something else to talk about and focus on. I was entertained. And that’s why i like your blog.

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  • Carla N

    Best Napoles-issue related article ever!

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  • Gael G

    She was my schoolmate in gradeschool and already then she was already tall. I always thought she resembled Olive Oyl.

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    h0ld0n2me Reply:

    Is she from Zobel?

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  • Walter Robles

    “She’s the daughter of Janet Lim Napoles, currently the most hated woman in the Philippines.”
    Good to know Kris Aquino and Annabelle Rama are taking a break from this award. lol kthxbye

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    CVS Reply:

    don’t forget GMA

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    Guest Reply:

    I don’t know how Kris would feel now that you compared her to Janet Napoles and Annabelle Rama. double ;-)

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  • Jay Lozada

    i think i saw Louie Sensational Slide Cruz in her video.

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    CVS Reply:

    me two

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    Jay Lozada Reply:

    kafezticles ni Jeane si Bryan Boy.

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    CVS Reply:

    true!

  • Italitha

    in fairness skinny sya. if I had that much money I’d be so fat eating and eating

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    f1jeepney Reply:

    She’s not patay gutom kasi.

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    duran Reply:

    hahahahahahaha! THIS!

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    Drei Reply:

    hahahhahaahhahahaha! Award! xD

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    h0ld0n2me Reply:

    May pera pang lipo+personal trainer yann

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  • BratinelangKikay

    Mrs Napoles is nearly 5’9 in the mug shot. She forgot to remove the cash stowed in her shoes. Hehe.

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  • BRian

    They probably stole their heights too…

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  • Kk

    Her nose looks fake?

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    CVS Reply:

    her nose looks too prominent to be fake. she can still buy a new one

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    Kk Reply:

    How could she buy everything then totally forgot her nose? Smh

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    Gratches Reply:

    I think it’s real… although so unlike her mom’s nose. Buti nalang.

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  • bray

    Wow, her kids never suffer from stunted growth like most Filipino kids who are victims of pork barrel funds! I would bet that these celebrities with photos taken with her would cringe at the sight of her upon learning how her family acquired their wealth! It would be like having your photo taken with a dictator’s daughter. yowza!

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  • http://thekaloka.com/ kaloka

    This is the most hilarious take on the Napoles issue. #height. Oo nga ang tangkad nila!

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  • kvb

    I did a double take on JLN’s height when her mugshot came out.. her face doesn’t look like it belongs to a tall person :)

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    CVS Reply:

    exactly! i can’t bilibid

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  • Dees

    medyo bagay sila ni Zachary Levi:))

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    Tessa Cruz Reply:

    As a Zachary Levi fan, I vehemently object! ;-)

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    Tessa Cruz Reply:

    I don’t know how tall Jeane Napoles is but I know I am a hobbit when standing next to Zachary Levi.

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  • Amelie Santos

    Nakakainggit, she has a picture taken with Steve Carell!

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    Jenn Pelaez Reply:

    Among all the celebrities, it’s the photo with Steve Carrell that I’m envious of. I’m such a huge The Office fan.

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    Amelie Santos Reply:

    Me too. The one thing she has that I waaaant!

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    Grace dela Cruz Reply:

    I’m more envious of her photo with Tom Felton.

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  • chos

    make a comic strip (same as what u did yun pumutok ang claudine and greta issue) :) will wait for it. :)

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    CVS Reply:

    will ask Ana

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  • chelsea

    the height? of course from that sky high heels (courtesy of taxpayers’ money)

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  • Zel

    According to the mudra before she went into hiding (and per her libel charges), na-hospitalize daw si bunso. Not sure if this is legit.

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    Fight_Corrupt Reply:

    http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/483099/whistle-blower-recorded-50-napoles-properties

    Depression, high blood pressure, etc. at kahit ano’ng sakit lilitaw after finding out that everybody knows what her family is all about. Thank you for flaunting your stolen wealth, Jeanne Napoles, sa mga pictures mo. Mas madali kayong kasuhan.

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    Fight_Corrupt Reply:

    http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/483099/whistle-blower-recorded-50-napoles-properties

    Chuvaness deleted my post about Jeane Napoles and her corrupt family.

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    CVS Reply:

    i did?

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  • KUMAGCOW

    Maybe she bought growth balls.. The one in chinese shops lol

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  • PJ

    without her high heels, i guess she’s a 5’7″ to 5’8″.

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  • Cj_N

    Maybe it’s the 5-inch heels?

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    Zel Reply:

    Looks like it.

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