Gates of Hell: Chilline’s T House in Tagaytay

Be very afraid of websites that don’t update and accommodations that don’t renovate.
Take the description of Chilline’s T House in its website:

PRIVATE. COZY. SPACIOUS
Feel the cool air with a touch of Greek-Balearic flavor. Sitting at the edge of a cliff, T has a spectacular view of the Taal volcano and its lake. The first Asian home to be featured in Architectural Digest, T is a homage to modern design with an uniquely organic flair.
A gracious example of Filipino hospitality, T accepts private bookings as a weekend getaway and is a venue for corporate retreats, private parties and exclusive events.
T now opens its doors to guests with discriminating taste. We invite you to come home to T.

RENTAL RATES
Weekdays: Php 25,000
Weekend Rates, One Night Only: Php 30,000
Weekends (Friday to Sunday) Php 55,000
Rates are exclusive of 12% VAT; Plus 10% Service charge
Please call for holiday, peak season rates and Commercial shoot rates.

Now view the professional photos, starting with the house itself. Not bad…

Chilline's T House in Tagaytay
Chilline's T House in Tagaytay

There’s the day view

Chilline's T House in Tagaytay
Chilline's T House in Tagaytay
Chilline's T House in Tagaytay

and the night view

Chilline's T House in Tagaytay
Chilline's T House in Tagaytay

The bedrooms

Chilline's T House in Tagaytay
Chilline's T House in Tagaytay

And the rest of the features listed on the website:

2 Master Suites
2 Bedrooms
5 baths
Lake View Patio
Hidden Zen Garden
Custom Gourmet Kitchen
Additional Service Kitchen
Swimming Pool
4 Hot Tubs
Sauna and Steam Room
Free Wi-Fi Access

You wouldn’t blame Candy Dizon’s friends and family for wanting to book this, would you?
They paid Php 33,000 for one night but soon found out the website isn’t quite accurate.
Check out the reality of the accommodations, starting with the bedroom—it looks like the chambermaid needs to learn her “hospital corners”…

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

Maybe Woody Woodpecker was a guest?

Chilline's T house Tagaytay
Chilline's T house Tagaytay

Or a really lazy boy

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

Need an extra bed? Go help yourself to the mattress in the dressing room

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

This bathtub has an element of surprise and it ain’t bath salts and petals

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

It has “insect eggs and poop” in it

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

I can’t brush my teeth in here

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

And my poop just backed up. But hey, there’s toilet paper!

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

So Candy searched around the house to look for a cleaner bathroom among the five baths, and found these instead

Chilline's T house Tagaytay
Chilline's T house Tagaytay
Chilline's T house Tagaytay
Chilline's T house Tagaytay
Chilline's T house Tagaytay
Chilline's T house Tagaytay

Wait. It gets worse

Chilline's T house Tagaytay

I swear, I would sue this place ten x Php 33,000 for the agony of seeing these in person. I would scream and run, run far away back to Manila.
So be careful when viewing hotel websites, especially in the Philippines. Trust me!
But wait. Candy says there was a positive side to their stay—I just wonder what that is and I wait for her next entry.
Read Candy’s story HERE.

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  • tara

    balai taal’s much better!

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  • cams

    lesson: oculars :)

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  • http://www.tsinoyfoodies.com/ stacy

    Stayed there before… I have to admit, the it is very photogenic http://www.traveltripsters.com/2012/12/chilline-t-house-in-tagaytay-city.html We had to check in late because they were bookings ahead of us and we had to leave early because there was a wedding booked right after us. According to the housekeepers, they get continuous bookings mostly for shooting and weddings.

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    CVS Reply:

    is this your blog?

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  • http://pinayshopper.blogspot.com/ PinayShopper2010

    the price is the breaker! damn! how can they ask for 33-gran and give this poorly… cringing and sue-worthy!

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  • PJ

    That’s the problem with some B&B’s, they’re run like an ordinary house. Not properly managed and maintained like a hotel or resort. Owners should be ashamed of what they did to a Layug-Pineda creation. With rates they’re charging, they should have been able to maintain its upkeep. I’m a hotelier and I must say it looks worse than a Days Hotel in the US.

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  • Hannah

    This happened to me and my friends as well! We stayed in TICC in Tagaytay but our experience was WORST. Merong “unknown guests/spirits” in the hotel. The area was really big pero kami lang magclassmates! We wondered why wala nang staff by 10pm, the whole place was OURS. There were bangin’ in our doors, the door that was really heavy moved then at 12am or something, sa may window namin parang may chain na sino-stroll. Hahahahaha! Kaloka.

    Anyway, you can ask for refund with the hotel! Sobrang mali naman ata na kakaiba sa photos and personal :))

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    CVS Reply:

    What is TICC?

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    Hannah Reply:

    Tagaytay International Convention Center :)

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    ghastly. the “family massacre” vibe would have been enough to make me go home.

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  • lane

    OMG this is is scarry potter!!!

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  • finchy83

    nako nabiktima din kami ng chilline’s na yan last yr, ms c! 40th bday celebration ng kaibigan ko yun. hindi naman kami mayaman so nag ambag-ambagan lang kami para mapasaya yung friend ko (nakita nya kasi sa website yung place at gustong gusto nya), tapos ganyan pala ang ichura, kapal ng mukha maningil ng 25K!!!

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  • LSV

    How disappointing to see this jewel at such a dilapidated state. When we stayed here, we enjoyed the experience both inside and out, because of its pristine state during that time. I hope the management has made a way to at least maintained the place at its finest. There are two things that can be done with this house:

    1. Have movie and TV production people use this as their set for horror themes. They can also use this for action movies that need lots of explosion and demolition effects.

    2. Have Ivan Henares get into the picture and have this included in his “buildings-to-save” list.

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  • aisey

    I panic when I read this blog, we’ll have our wedding preps here, super fully paid na months ago, they assured me though that they will repair everything by August, but I don’t know if I should gamble or just get a refund.

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    CVS Reply:

    august? i doubt it.

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  • http://faithblogs.tumblr.com/ Faith

    That’s why I always turn to Trip Advisor for reference. It’s always updated by customers themselves through their comments/reviews + pictures.

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    CVS Reply:

    unfortunately Chilline’s T House is not on Trip Advisor. I checked

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    Faith Reply:

    Wow. O.o All the more reasons to think twice about checking in on the place. Sayang, the place looked really nice but that was years ago pa pala.

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  • Windie Villarica-Hayano

    You know what is even more disgusting? The owner of the house saw this bog and complained about it. He was not even apologetic. Not one bit. He never made an attempt to contact us after that 2-paged review of our experience. Now he is arrogant enough to demand that we ask you to take down this post and that of Candy. It’s insane!

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    CVS Reply:

    really? I didn’t even know who the owner is. well now I know :)

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    LSV Reply:

    If they would deny all the allegations regarding the bad state of their amenities, you can simply reply “Huling-huli sa CCTV!”

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  • Merlinda Little

    sayang yun place napabayaan.. poor maintenance ..

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  • http://www.mommyroxi.com Roxi Santiago

    So far the most accurate hotel website photos to real life experience for me would be The Peninsula Manila and Astoria Boracay, both under their own star rating. At least they’re not deceiving.

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  • Hailey

    I stayed here years ago and it was really beautiful. Sad, they were not able to maintain the place.

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  • http://beautybytellie.com/ Beauty by Tellie

    You could not pay me Php 33000 to stay there for one night.

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  • http://www.topazhorizon.com Topaz Horizon

    Feeling ko kailangan ko maligo after seeing that!!! My husband pa is like you, maarte sa banyo. He was saying, “Kadiri! Ano yan! Yuck!’ LOL

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    CVS Reply:

    my husband. din really horrified

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    Topaz Horizon Reply:

    Oh wow. Where did my comment go? Anyway! Nakabili ka na ba ng log cabin? =)

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    CVS Reply:

    your comment is back! i must’ve pressed the wrong button on my phone

  • http://eltorobumingo.blogspot.com/ el toro bumingo

    Wow! A total waste of money :(

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  • http://bookcrazyblog.com/ Ro Manalo

    Horrible!

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  • Drew

    OMG I would be fuming mad! The place is a dump and cannot be rented out for any price. Has no one ever complaint to the owners to demand their money back??? I am in shock!

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  • Arlen

    I’m usually not OC but this is just pure HORROR!!!!!!

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  • juliajulia

    OMG! The horrors of this place and to charge 33k??!
    It’s soooo wrong!

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  • Jay Lozada

    That was our location for Dindi Gallardo’s close-up toothpaste tvc. It was owned by the Zulueta Family and designed by Budji Layug. It was beautiful 20 years ago.

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    Jay Lozada Reply:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqugN9Wf4M4 here it is

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    CVS Reply:

    dindi’s hair :))

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    Jay Lozada Reply:

    :)))

  • PhRepubliq

    without reading this entry and by just looking at their website…the couch covered with some sort of cloth should be a warning of what you’re supposed to expect in this place.

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    literarybulimia Reply:

    I thought they were going for a Margiela-esque touch with that. :D

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  • http://francesyeo.com/ Frances

    That’s just so gross. We rented a house for 15k a night in Tali Beach and it was much better taken cared of than that. And it had a really nice pool and backyard!

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  • PhRepubliq

    I would rather camp outside. The Boysen shower for Php30K something–wtf!

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  • http://wikipika.me/ Pika

    NGEK… worse than a 1 star hotel

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  • johbeeze

    holy buckets… that place was beyond digusting. i would ask for my money back for 33k for a night, i expect red carpet! instead regal shocker ang bubulaga sa yo! seriously, its in bad taste for them to advertise the place in a zen situation then coming to a sh*t hole. refund refund refund under false advertising

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  • Peachy

    Kadiri ang place, ms c! :( An almost rundown place at 33k? Walang kunsensya?! :/

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  • mavsny

    kadiri…ewww

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  • anya zhantal

    whoa, afraid! parang may lalabas na murderer any time pag nag shower ka! chilline talaga as in the place will give you chills!

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  • geljam

    How can you take money from people without even checking the condition of the place?! Sleeping bag on top of the bed and no ligo.

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  • Bru

    This location has been used in various teleseryes (PHR Kristine, Magkaribal among others) and films (that KC-Richard movie). Obviously, gamit na gamit na pero di na-maintain.

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  • jojoloco

    What the fuuuu—–, okay napamura ako! Sorry not sorry!!!!!!!!!

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  • Debbie

    I felt like I have seen this place somewhere. Then I suddenly remembered a soap on ABS around 3 years ago… I think it was Kristine. The one that starred Christine Reyes. I think this was the house that Kristine supposedly stayed in when she lost her memory. I thought it was such a beautiful house. Maybe I’m wrong, though, and it was a different one.

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    Debbie Reply:

    Tried to look for an episode showing the house and this is the first I saw… Check out the shower handle in your last photo and the one Kristine opened… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xiWrczKU5s

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    CVS Reply:

    omg the shower handle!!

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    Zarah Hernaez Reply:

    The shower handle made gewang-gewang! Hahaha! I just LOLed and woke Bea! Haha. The house is shokot! Rip off!